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mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.
on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.

on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

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spicyshimmy:

an infinite amount of multiverses and here i am in the one where starfleet is fictional

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

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the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

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piratemoggy:

shakespearelove:

This.
Is exactly what I needed after a nap.

This is extremely unacceptable I need to put it on my blog.

was this entirely necessary?

I feel like it was, yes.

It’s his whole body. In perfect clarity.

I REALLY ENJOYED THIS THANK YOU

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