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i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

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  • one part of the star trek fandom: *deep and philosophical and creates painfully thought-out tags and graphics and gifs*
  • other part of the star trek fandom: sET PHASERS TO HELLA RAD
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neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

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ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

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abominable-twat:

SQUAD
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jaclcfrost:

i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd

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timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

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syd1274:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

Thank. You. For. Saying. This.

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eyeofsithis:

barbeauxbot:

ylixia:

canolacrush:

mazarin221b:

knackorcraft:

For the record, I find Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines morally reprehensible (but incredibly catchy).

This Weird Al version made me laugh and laugh and laugh.  It speaks to my inner English professor.  

I almost choked to death trying not to laugh out loud watching this at work earlier today.

God bless you Al Yankovic, you’ve taken a catchy yet disgusting song and actually made it catchy and enjoyable.

memorydragon bless you for bringing this to my attention

Bless Weird Al for making this masterpiece

Bless

I am like hardcore anti-prescriptivist and I actually enjoyed this Weird Al is a wizard

Fun fact I love kinetic typography.  Weird Al is awesome.

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